Your neighbors could get rich with:
1. A video camera - send that tape to America's Funniest Home Videos, Ma!
2. Blackmail - Hey Sleavester! What's it worth to keep this tape out of your co-workers'/relatives'/local law enforcement's grubby paws?
I think option one AFHV...entitled..."Disturbing footage of the disturbed disturbing others"...
Re: Option two, I don't think the coppers could make animal enticement "stick". LOL!
Don't YOU get any ideas about using the sleavester for an income stream! The American Woodpecker Icon Preservation Society would love to hear about YOUR activities...Hammer Sevan!