[ramdalesh]

We ought to pull up the peter singer files for all youz fellers who hates flees. That'll teachya!
fleehaters

[sleavelessinseattle]

I uh...Love Fleas!....Um...They're Delicious? Sorry...I'm dry on retorts! Although last night I was on my stomach trying to bond with this cute feral cat under a car and I heard a sound and turned my head and a huge possum had walked up on me and was sniffing my hair while I was distracted...Fortunately I didn't resemble apple cores or whatever the chubby marsupial favors and he strolled away at about the apparent velocity of a satellite overhead. I didn't have time to apply ketchup so he lived to tell the prehensile "tale"