[Jolly Green]

This would fit the criteria for a great Hollywood movie. But it does not fit the criteria for reality. It is juvenile and fanciful thinking. Crimes are committed, 99.99% of them, by low-lifes. They are simply not committed, statistically speaking, by Mr. Big. Crimes like murder are committed by creepy, banal, cretinous lowlife scum. When Mr. Big wants to become a criminal, he brings his accountant in, NOT HIS HANDYMAN.

That's a fact, Jack! Thanks.

[Iwo Jima]

Tell us how Mr. Big would have used his accountant to kidnap Elizabeth.