I just can't help but think that honesty is always the best policy - if someone is boring me, the least I can do is let them know by falling asleep on them ;)
On the other hand, I have noticed that the suck-asses seem to get raises more often than I do. Hmmm... ;)
It is obvious that you are a human resource that is not of added value to the enterprise. You shall be immediately constructively disengaged. LOL