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Mysterious Suburban Chicago Crop Circles
NBC 5 Chicago ^
| 7/26/02
| NBC 5 Chicago
Posted on 07/26/2002 11:24:55 AM PDT by Dengar01
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To: Momaw Nadon; dennisw
To: dennisw; general_re
You will fail big guy. Check out link in my post #76. Whoa! I know I'm late on this point but what did I miss here? You just map the 12 critical points and then 8 people could do it in an hour!???
I note that you could also map and mark the critical points weeks if not days in advance. Where's the difficulty here?
To: dennisw
There are many intricate crop circles each year in England. Not all are made by yobs who are going to spend time planning then making the circle. Ropes sag. Some formations are 600 feet across. You and your buddies could only do the less sophisticated circles.BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!
You map it out in advance. If it's bigger, you use more people. Precision lines marked with $2.00 lasers. What's so difficult here?
To: Momaw Nadon
Delicious!
To: aculeus; Orual; general_re
Aliens travel billions of miles to reach another civilization. When they arrive instead of contacting centers of civilization -- our big cities -- they go to the countryside and make patterns in crops.Then they travel billions of miles back to their own planet.
Well you see, they're very andvanced, and their propulsion systems let them do the round-trip in about thirty minutes. The aliens have nothing to *learn* from us: they just draw crop circles during recess (kids!) for their amusement.
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posted on
07/26/2002 6:06:41 PM PDT
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dighton
To: dighton
advanced, dummy!
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posted on
07/26/2002 6:08:37 PM PDT
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dighton
To: dighton
Well you see, they're very advanced, and their propulsion systems let them do the round-trip in about thirty minutes. The aliens have nothing to *learn* from us: they just draw crop circles during recess (kids!) for their amusement. Maybe they're only two inches tall and this is their way of communicating important messages like "take me to your leader (after this anal probe - yeehaw!!!)".
To: dighton
Well you see, they're very andvanced, and their propulsion systems let them do the round-trip in about thirty minutes. For one, that MIGHT be true. Additionally, we don't know exactly how far they'd have to travel, or what they'd be traveling through..
In other words, they don't have to be SPACE travelers.
And they MAY have been in touch with us throughout OUR own history, guiding events for some reason of THEIR own.
To: balrog666
Maybe they're only two inches tall and this is their way of communicating important messages like "take me to your leader (after this anal probe - yeehaw!!!)". You're really into those "anal probes" aren't you? I'd think if they were only 2 inches tall the probe would feel sort of like a mosquito bite...
To: PatrickHenry
This may surprise you, but no one is assembled to deal with your crop-circle alien fantasies. Your crew IS checking in, and yes, you and they DO arrive in an attempt to debunk certain phenonemon, crop circles amongst others.
Additionally, they aren't fantasies if they exist.
To: dighton; Orual; aculeus
The aliens have nothing to *learn* from us: they just draw crop circles during recess (kids!) for their amusement. When they're not gutting cattle and molesting frigid housewives, that is...
To: FormerLurker
You're really into those "anal probes" aren't you? BWAAHAHAHAHA! Now you're claiming you haven't been reading these posts?
You jump on "anal probes" but I notice that you haven't addressed my (entirely obvious) conjecture on the construction of complex crop circles!
To: general_re
When they're not gutting cattle and molesting frigid housewives, that is ...Precocious little devils.
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07/26/2002 6:26:30 PM PDT
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dighton
To: FormerLurker; PatrickHenry
Additionally, they aren't fantasies if they exist. Nobody is disputing their existence, only their obvious origin.
Consider the Buddhist koan: "What will you will feel when you jump on an anal probe"
... and I'll check out your response over coffee tomorrow.
To: balrog666
You jump on "anal probes" but I notice that you haven't addressed my (entirely obvious) conjecture on the construction of complex crop circles! I'd really rather NOT jump on "anal probes" to be honest. Enlighten me, what exactly do you surmise concerning the construction of complex crop circles?
To: balrog666
Consider the Buddhist koan: "What will you will feel when you jump on an anal probe" Now balrog, you appear to have anal probes on the mind. And as I surmised, your choice of words concerning jumping on an a anal probe was less than innocent.
To: Billy_bob_bob
Several years ago a group of people taped themselves making some crop circles, then called in UFO "experts" who declared the circles the product of extraterrestial origin.
When shown the tapes of how the circles were made the experts simply refused to believe the fraud and STILL claimed UFOs did it.
A circle appeared on my new coffee table last night. My wife says I put a glass of iced tea on it without a coaster and she is NOT happy. I say it was a miniture UFO that did it.
To: dennisw
To: general_re
The pool has just begun. Since it's a bet you should be drawing people in too. It would really suck to get the bet way up there and then you loose. ;)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Several years ago a group of people taped themselves making some crop circles, then called in UFO "experts" who declared the circles the product of extraterrestial origin. More than likely one of the media frauds that you'd find in the link below..
MEDIA FRAUDS AND HOAXES
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