[2Trievers]

Never mind Discover Magazine ... we have more important things to worry about ... Businessman offers cave shelter from asteroid. Ya' want to go in "halfsies" on one of these caves? Maybe if we get in on the ground floor, we can get one with a decent view. I'll bring the hors d'oeuvres. &;-)

[RightWhale]

While they are apparently providing free children, I don't believe I would relish the idea of emerging after the asteroid has destroyed a continent, only to find myself in Wales. Bavaria or New Zealand would be good even if they don't offer free children.