[NeoCaveman]

Tell you mullah you want this game for Christmas I mean Ramadan.

[NeoCaveman]

d) Being an uneducated buggerer of cloven-hoofed beasts, I choose to leave the complicated theological questions to my mullah and simply kill anyone he points out as a bad person.

For some reason this line made me think of you. LOL

[Constitution Day]

c) the difficulty of servicing all 72 sloe-eyed virgins on a nightly basis?

That's the only part of this game that sounds interesting!

Thanks for the ping.