[COB1]

I've always thought of myself as the alpha male wolf.
Since the alpha male is the only one who gets to have sex in the whole pack, I keep wondering why you other guys are always hitting on my women??
Am I going to have to paint "ALPHA" on my wolf costume??
Sheeesh!!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

ROFL.........won't that paint come off when you lick yourself? Just a thought...........