[CholeraJoe]

Okay so we need different types of crash test dummies. Here are my suggestions:

Blue-haired old lady dummy
Old man with a hat dummy
Overweight liberal soccer-mom dummy
Morbidly obese alcoholic longshoreman dummy
Skinny little pimp dummy

Feel free to invent your own.

[CholeraJoe]

Thoughts?

[martin_fierro]

My suggestion:

Democrat Dummy -- just use ANY Democrat.

[T. P. Pole]

I hear they also use this model to design airline seats on Southwest.