Breaking - Giant Reptile Attacks Copenhagen - FOX

FOX | July 7, 2002 | parsifal

[parsifal]

Just flipped the TV on FOX news. Giant reptile attacking Copenhagen. Army engaged in battle.

[parsifal]

Watching. Will report.

[parsifal]

Ooops. Please ignore. Had TV on Channel 43 the Sci Fi Channel instead of Channel 42 the FOX News channel. Copenhagen is apparently safe. parsy the still hungover.

[Armedanddangerous]

Is X-42 on a chick hunt there?

[parsifal]

Actually, the creature kinda favors Hillary. Plus, the monster has no respect for the military. Definitely Hillary. parsy.

[GaltMeister]

Did Godzilla get tired of Tokyo and decide to unleash his wrath on the EuroComms?

[willieroe]

No way! FOX NEWS doesn't do "breaking news" on weekends.

[tophat9000]

It because of Gobal Warming!

[general_re]

First wire photos...

[tophat9000]

O my lord its Barney!

[Semper911]

It is an isolated incident.

[AAABEST]

Ode on the Mammoth Cheese (Weight over seven thousand pounds)
Original Text: James McIntyre, Musings on the Banks of Canadian Thames First published 1884

We have seen thee, queen of cheese,
Lying quietly at your ease,
Gently fanned by evening breeze,
Thy fair form no flies dare seize.
All gaily dressed soon you'll go
To the great Provincial show,
To be admired by many a beau
In the city of Toronto.
Cows numerous as a swarm of bees,
Or as the leaves upon the trees,
It did require to make thee please.
And stand unrivalled, queen of cheese.
May you not receive a scar as
We have heard that Mr. Harris
Intends to to send you off as far as
The great world's show at Paris.
Of the youth beware of these,
For some of them might rudely squeeze
And bite your cheek, then songs or glees
We could not sing, oh! queen of cheese.
We'rt thou suspended from balloon,
You'd cast a shade even at noon,
Folks would think it was the moon
About to fall and crush them soon.

[AAABEST]

Ode on the Mammoth Cheese (Weight over seven thousand pounds)
Original Text: James McIntyre, Musings on the Banks of Canadian Thames First published 1884

We have seen thee, queen of cheese,
Lying quietly at your ease,
Gently fanned by evening breeze,
Thy fair form no flies dare seize.
All gaily dressed soon you'll go
To the great Provincial show,
To be admired by many a beau
In the city of Toronto.
Cows numerous as a swarm of bees,
Or as the leaves upon the trees,
It did require to make thee please.
And stand unrivalled, queen of cheese.
May you not receive a scar as
We have heard that Mr. Harris
Intends to to send you off as far as
The great world's show at Paris.
Of the youth beware of these,
For some of them might rudely squeeze
And bite your cheek, then songs or glees
We could not sing, oh! queen of cheese.
We'rt thou suspended from balloon,
You'd cast a shade even at noon,
Folks would think it was the moon
About to fall and crush them soon.

[socal_parrot]

Osama bin Zilla?

[mass55th]

[ChadGore]

[general_re]

Descriptions vary among panicked residents...

[parsifal]

You just loved those cheese poems, didn't you? I sent you a link on that didn't I. parsy.

[parsifal]

Thats it! Thats the one! Now they are planning on drugging it. The general favors Tommy Franks. parsy.

[tophat9000]

Copenhagen is in Denmark right?

Maybe he's hungry for some Sunday morning Danish?

[ChadGore]

Google Rocks !