Well then...I have a few complaints.
First off...Tutti Fruitti ice cream is impossible to find anymore.
And what the hell happened to those really cool tablets you'd drop into a glass of water and they'd fizz and flavor it?
I have no idea but if you ever get your hands on any Horlick's malted milk tablets, I will sell you both of my children at cost.
Pop Rocks is the candy that explodes in your mouth.