[Tennessee_Bob]

Sometimes, I think they ought to just legalize prostitution - At least you know the price up front.

Heard a comedian one time explaining that "sex for money is cheaper than sex for free."

[Smokin' Joe]

Thankfully, you are not alone. A friend was just awarded custody of his six children. They stay at his mom's when he is out working as a driller on an oil rig.

[Nick Danger]

Heard a comedian one time explaining that "sex for money is cheaper than sex for free."

They found actor Michael Douglas on the list of clients of that "Hollywood Madam" they busted a few years ago. Some reporter asked him why, since he could have his pick of any starlet in Hollywood, he would ever pay for sex. He said, "I don't pay them to have sex. I pay them to leave afterwards."