[Eala]

With all respects and attribution to dubya for this:

Sapphic Scandal

Seductress sallied to sick sentiment and secretively sought schoolgirl sex, simulating sixteen's satyriasis. Said scandalous scheme scotched, sequelate sentence seeks salacious sister's salvage: self-segregating (semi-sequestering) sanctions sans sordid satiety in suborned seraglio.

[NeoCaveman]

Can't you work from home everyday, master of alliteration.

[Argh]

Oh, good one!

[RikaStrom]

sick, sick, sick.

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