[RikaStrom]

Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Here is my example with WFTD.

Because I think that we all could use at least one day per year to get a break from moronic whining celebrities, who make millions in part because of the freedoms this country provides and then complain about how bad it sucks, I'm calling on the Congress of the United States of America to make every July 3rd an official "National Moratorium On Stupid Celebrities Day" that we will use to completely ignore famous dunderheads.

With a tone of great piety
The actor spoke not at all classy
With America he’s reached satiety
So he runs to Australia’s society!

Tom Cruise I once admired greatly
‘Til his views had crystal clarity
His idiotic rants are not a rarity
So with his career, I’m quite satiety!

Cruise-ing Out Of The Country

[RikaStrom]

Good Morning Everyone.

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[PetroniDE]

Well, I hope the legislatures of Tennessee are SATIETY. They didn't pass the income tax, but they did increase the sales tax, that will only fix the Tennessee state budget until their Arthur Anderson/World.com accounting techniques are discovered.

I'm at work today. No Friday off for me, but it is payday, so I am SATIETY too.

[maxwell]

I hit satiety at about nine last night, I reckon, but did that stop me? No it did not. And I have the hangover to prove it, Teach... Speaking of golf...

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc?.....I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them. She said, "You're the first; no one has ever touched these breasts."

Next, she takes off her panties and reveals the golden fruit. She says, "You're the first; no one has ever touched me here."

Barely able to contain himself, he immediately drops his pants and replies,......

"Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"

[NeoCaveman]

Good morning Miss Rika.

[Eala]

...So with his career, I’m quite satiety!

Umm, er... Teach?

Shouldn't that be "in satiety"?

[NeoCaveman]

A Friday word deserves a Friday article.

This sapphic sister should face some jail time for reaching satiety by means of fraud

[anniegetyourgun]

Supporters wish U.S. President George W. Bush a happy birthday as he leaves the White House July 5, 2002 on his way to Kennebunkport, Maine. Bush will turn 56 tomorrow. REUTERS/Win McNamee

Here's to hoping the Prez reaches a point of satiety on birthday cake tomorrow!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Ah Hah! A word, a word, my computer for a word.

Homework:
If a person could be happy with sex only one day each weekend, would she be considered saturfied?

Bill Clinton delayed at least one political meetings with Y. Arafat while Monica serviced his satiety for illegal (on government time/between higher-ranking employees), immoral sex .....

Did that knowledge have anything to do with Arafat's later refusal to accept Clinton's money and Isreali land for a Palestinian peace?

[white rose]

No doubt, we have all reached a state of satiety over stories dealing with the Pledge of Allegiance debate, but you have to check out this letter on the subject (down towards the end of the column.) Keep in mind, this person is a university professor, and proceed to get very very depressed.

[Argh]

Speaking of moronic whining people, haven't you had a satiety of these types? Apparently living in D.C. and not voting has got them applying (sort of) for reunification with Britain!

[Argh]

Interesting book review, Martin Amis' latest, lets lefty hypocrites re the Soviet Union have it in the neck. Including Christoher Hitchens, who isn't moving to the right as much as some around here might think.

[Gabz]

Amazingly, there is a level of satiety for little girls and birthdays. About halfay through the fireworks last night she wa ready o go home and she was out like a light within 10 minutes after we got home and slept through the night!!!

The Dover fireworks were rather disappointing this year, but I was able to reach my happy level of satiety by watching A&E's rebroadcast of the Boston Pops concert and fireworks late last night.

Hope evryone else had a great holiday!!!

[Eala]

Seems even Seattle might attain tax&spend satiety with its proposed latte levy.

Amazing.

[gunshy]

Satiety. Satiety,,,,,,The state of having a true conservative in the white house, a major conservative majority in the house of representives, and a filister proof conservative majority in the senate. Satiety = nirvana.

[LonePalm]

Greetings All,

Sorry for missing class today Miss Rika. I had a good excuse. Mrs. Palm and I took the Fronds and one of #2s friends to Hurricane Harbour. HH is a local water park at Six Flags NJ, about 30 minutes from the house. We had a great time. I packed a picnic lunch of assorted goodies that we ate in the shade by the parking lot. The price of food out there will keep me in fois gras for weeks.

Bill smokes his weed and shouts, "Yea tits!"
While Hills wants power, he admits.
Some people drink tea
To satiety.
We know that they're all full of sh*ts.

I hope you all had a safe and festive fourth.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! Never give an inch to tyranny!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)