[colorado tanker]

Flash: The New York Yankees just announced that George Steinbrenner has bought the entire American League. The League will now operate as the Yankees farm system, all players subject to call up.

[My2Cents]

I've thought for some time the Yankees should simply tour the nation playing exhibition games against a perpetual faceless opponent -- call this team "The Washington Generals." It will be all Yankees, all the time, and this is how King George prefers it.