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To: maxwell; hobbes1; CholeraJoe
My wife came with instructions. Plenty of instructions. She instructed me on how to do everything all over again. And she was quick to point out all my faults. I only came with two instructions......to show her how to use a beer opener...and how to pick up the empties.
64 posted on 07/01/2002 8:17:43 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: dubyaismypresident
very touching sentiment, dubs. brought a tear to me eye...
66 posted on 07/01/2002 8:20:19 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: dubyaismypresident; hobbes1; CholeraJoe; maxwell; one_particular_harbour
Speaking of instructions, Arts & Letters Daily has linked to this review of Kim Cattrall's, er, instruction book. And the review writer wasn't impressed. Warning, it's the first time I ever saw a rauch advisory there.
67 posted on 07/01/2002 8:23:21 AM PDT by Argh
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To: dubyaismypresident; MeeknMing; hobbes1; Argh; Constitution Day
BWAHAHA... I just got this kick-a$$ joke in the email...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do, why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead out there!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.
The Lone Ranger got water for the horse, and soon Silver was starting to feel better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver, and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?" The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,...

(...I JUST LOVE THIS...)

"Nothin', but you left your Injun running"!

69 posted on 07/01/2002 8:25:47 AM PDT by maxwell
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