I've been trying to work out some way to bring in the old joke about "I don't recognize the name but the face rings a bell" but I can't do it.
I have, unfortunately, managed to come up with apodictic proof of the non-existence of God:
Rosemary Clooney is dead. Hillary Clinton is still alive. Therefore, ipso fatso, there is no God.
Oh, hell's, bells, TSSYF, all I needed to do was read your link first. Duh. Sorry.