[CholeraJoe]

And she felt obliged to purchase breasts.

And collagen shots, tattoos, and piercings.

[Argh]

And breast removals and breast enhancements and breast removals and...

If she wants to know what to do with her dough, she can send me a pile. A big pile. So I can move somewhere with attractive women.

[hobbes1]

You say that like there's something wrong with it....