[Argh]

4. Fake: "Oh Argh, oh Argh!"

For the Democrats among us, remember to insert the proper name of the person you're addressing here, as in "Oh Rick, oh Rick!" or George or Suzy or Jane or Heironymous or whoever you're talking to. Duh.

[nothingnew]

"Oh Rick, oh Rick!"

So you've heard my wife all the way from Durango...I knew that.

FMCDH