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This is a very exciting breakthrough. Perpaps someday a tonic could be synthesized to administer to depressed lesbians like Martina Navratlover.
1 posted on 06/27/2002 1:31:18 PM PDT by latrans
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To: latrans
I forwarded the Reuters article to my sweetheart yesterday afternoon and she immediately insisted that I visit.

2 posted on 06/27/2002 1:33:12 PM PDT by Positive
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To: latrans
Any ladies wanna feel great today?
3 posted on 06/27/2002 1:33:27 PM PDT by zarf
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To: latrans
Another reason orthodox Catholic married women are happier.
4 posted on 06/27/2002 1:35:08 PM PDT by Argus
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To: latrans
Alert: Please prepare for deletion or move to chat...

This actually has been posted about 20 times today, but doesn't show up in search...so don't think I am dissing you

7 posted on 06/27/2002 1:37:18 PM PDT by mattdono
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To: latrans
This explains why Monica was always smiling!! The semen stain on her blue Gap dress acted as a transdermal patch. Long lasting, no doubt!
8 posted on 06/27/2002 1:39:12 PM PDT by upchuck
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To: latrans
Hormones in semen may help to ease female depression...

...because after a male shares it...he falls asleep...which naturally eases female stress.

10 posted on 06/27/2002 1:40:09 PM PDT by ResistorSister
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To: latrans
Let me guess. It was all-male doctors that performed this study. I mean- WHO thought "hey- maybe hormones in semen make women feel good. Why don't we find out?" I'm pretty sure it wasn't a woman that thought up that doozy. I would never even THINK of that as a possibility!
11 posted on 06/27/2002 1:40:09 PM PDT by lawgirl
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To: latrans
The scientists suspect semen will have the same effect on women regardless of how they are exposed to it.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA

The newest male line: "Hey why don't you give me a Lewinsky--I mean it will make YOU feel good! I'm doing this just for you!!!!!"

14 posted on 06/27/2002 1:42:05 PM PDT by lawgirl
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To: latrans
So women can't have sex because they have a headache,
and they can't get rid of their headache until they have sex.

I knew it... it's our fault.



15 posted on 06/27/2002 1:42:33 PM PDT by Sabertooth
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Hey! Did y'all hear this news????????
17 posted on 06/27/2002 1:43:34 PM PDT by Tennessee_Bob
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To: latrans
This is a very exciting breakthrough. Perpaps someday a tonic could be synthesized to administer to depressed lesbians like Martina Navratlover
roflmao
21 posted on 06/27/2002 1:52:44 PM PDT by ottersnot
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To: latrans
Hm, this explains my invariably effective treatment for my wife's grumpies.
31 posted on 06/27/2002 4:07:37 PM PDT by Illbay
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"I want to make it clear that we are not advocating that people abstain from using condoms," Gordon Gallup, who led the study, told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday

Too bad they have to ruin it with this.

The majority of those who have sex regularly are married, and monogamous. It's only a few chowderheads who run around stickin' it--or bein' stuck by--whomever.

32 posted on 06/27/2002 4:09:09 PM PDT by Illbay
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To: latrans
Wait. Can semen alone give them an orgasm?
37 posted on 06/27/2002 10:17:24 PM PDT by Holden Magroin
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To: latrans
WHat the hell kind of crack smoking freaks come up with this kind of crap? I want their job "what are you doing today at work hun?" - - "OH, seeing if my semen makes women happy..."
38 posted on 06/27/2002 10:52:10 PM PDT by chance33_98
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