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To: Barnacle
Hey, I mistyped "cxcept" in my post to you. :)

I've taken a lot of geology classes and we always had jokes about "plutonic" relationships. And the old classic joke was: "You take me for granite, treat me like schist, and that isn't gneiss. [Answer] No I don't, but dolamite." Geologist jokes aren't the world's best. {grin)

9 posted on 06/26/2002 10:05:49 PM PDT by xJones
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To: xJones
What, you don't like looking for perfect cleavage?
11 posted on 06/27/2002 8:00:25 AM PDT by cogitator
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To: xJones
I think every geology student believes he coined those jokes.

But, actually I did. &;^)

The real difference between plutonic and platonic is that there's no uplift associated with platonic. (chuckle)

12 posted on 06/27/2002 8:16:00 AM PDT by Barnacle
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To: xJones
And remember folks, "Subduction leads to orogeny".
13 posted on 06/27/2002 8:19:48 AM PDT by Barnacle
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