[MotleyGirl70]

I vote for the alternative of using a sledgehammer or a nice rusty leghold trap.

I guess I won't be asking you for a Chritstmas present anytime soon.

You are a sweetheart!

[Cagey]

(Mr Petermen) I am smack dab in the middle of a good old fashioned cat fight.
(Elaine) Mr Petermen, this is not a cat fight.
(Mr Petermen) Woof!
(Elaine) Do you mean "reer?"
(Mr Petermen) Yessss that's the one!

[Terriergal]

I guess I won't be asking you for a Chritstmas present anytime soon.

You are a sweetheart!

;-)