[general_re]

Cottage cheese and salad on the side. Invite friends around and talk about diversity as you chew.

Sounds good, but if you're having salad on the side, can you roll it all together? Here I'm thinking maybe you can substitute cat for the turkey in a Cobb salad. Mixing it all together would keep the diversity theme going, I think...

[shaggy eel]

Here I'm thinking maybe you can substitute cat

,,, that's it; you've seen the bumper sticker "cat - the other meat"?