Dear Apple:
Thanks for designing a computer that even a dork like me can use. I was using this horrid little Microsoft machine before and I just never could figure out how to use it. It was so complicated.
The Apple machine is so great. I can easily store all my Britney Spears MP3s on it and also all the pictures I have of my favorite wrestlers and body builders. I could never do those cool things on my Microsoft PC, or at least, I never could figure out a way.
I am just so happy with my Apple, as you can see by my picture. See my picture? I am so happy. Happy about my Apple. Besides, I am glad I don't use the Microsoft PC any more because I read somewhere that Bill Gates, who runs Microsoft, is a very bad man. I also read that Steve Jobs, who runs Apple, is a very good man. At least that is what I read. So I am so happy that I now have my Apple.
