ROSIE HITS 300 LBS

National Enquirer ^ | June 21, 2002

[McGruff]

Rosie O'Donnell's weight has soared to 300 pounds -- putting her in danger of a heart attack or stroke.

The 5-foot-7 comedienne is "in a fight for her life," reveals a frightened friend, adding: "Her blood pressure is through the roof."

The talk queen's longtime lover -- who's four months pregnant with the child they plan to raise together -- is desperately trying to get her to lose weight.

In The ENQUIRER that goes on sale Friday, you'll discover the startling reasons behind Rosie's health crisis … the secret insecurity that drives her … the effect the extra pounds are already having on her … plus much, much more!

[LarryLied]

This is bad news. Rosie will pay someone $500 a day to feed her celery, she'll lose 150 pounds, have someone ghost write a book about how she lost weight, hit the talk circut be a heroine.

[Pagey]

Somehow, this will be blamed on Republicans,I can feel it already.It must be awful to not have an adoring crowd and handlers to take care of your every need,while getting ready for your show anymore that you lost cause you're a big-mouth who brought politics to your show,lost your sponsors and THEN your show......LOL and <=========Dripping The Truth

[tear_down_this_wall]

She could lose 25 pounds tomorrow and it would be like throwing a deck chair off the Queen Mary.

[JZoback]

I agree with you she probably isn't 300 pounds, but she is at least between 245 and 280.

215 - 225 she isn't!!!

I saw her on O'Reilly. She at least was an honest liberal pig, which is more than you can say for 99.9 % of them.

I'm alot more concerned about ther opinion on gun control than whether or not she needs a meat scale to weigh in

[Grut]

The Enquirer always has some celebrity with catastrophic weight problems!

[JBBooks]

TERRORIST ALERT

Rosie set to explode on 4th of July.

Details at 11...

[heavy12773]

sell

[Angelique]

She is going to be first in line to file a lawsuit against he food companies, blaming them for her obesity.

[My Identity]

Nuke the Gay Whales!

[woofie]

sell

Yep ..cattle futures are up

[Springman]

I guess she will have to go to
Bariatric Treatment Centers, http://www.bariatric.com, and go through the hell my brother's wife
has had to deal with.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Who gives a flyin fudge ice cream bon bon's cake rats a$$.

[scouse]

Two seats for this woman, but then she can afford them.

[mystery-ak]

Ohhhh.....I was going to have ice-cream tonight, I better not!

[Focault's Pendulum]

The Airlines must love her....there are only so many seats to buy in first class.

[LibKill]

</begin sarcasm>It must be those evil firearms! They heard about her campaign to abolish guns and FORCED her to overeat!!!!! (using Republican mind control)</end sarcasm>

[JohnEBoy]

I do not agree with her liberal politics. I do not agree with her lesbian lifestyle. That being said, I do not wish her any harm due to her poor health ... I hope she finds a way to overcome her weight problem. I hope she finds God and gets over all three problems.

[Anamensis]

Oh come on, it's not her fault... it's her glands. They weigh 100 lbs each.

[Siegfried]

It's funny, Rush Limbaugh had a problem with his weight at one time, but he made a decision and TOOK RESPONSIBILITY for getting his weight down. And he did it.

I guess this just points out another difference between conservatives and liberals. Maybe Rosie is waiting for Uncle Sugar to somehow, magically, fix her weight problem for her.