[MrNeutron1962]

"That's like saying all northerners (yanks) are all arrogant, uptight a$$holes

Which, of course, would be false. Everyone knows the real number is not 100%, but 99.999%."

Yes, and all southerners (Rebels) have no teeth, own 3 legged hound dogs, have cars on blocks in the driveway, dead appliances on the front porch; onto which they have tied said 3 legged hound dog, and belong to the KKK. Never let the facts get in the way of a good stereotype I always say./sarcasm off

I’m not an uptight northerner, but I am dressed as one.

[Non-Sequitur]

It's a well known fact that the tooth brush was invented down south. If it had been invented up North it would have been called a teeth brush.

[agrandis]

Hey! I don't keep my 3-legged dawg tied up! Watch the stereotypes!