The Guild 6-20-2002 What would you ask Vice President Dick Cheney?

6-20-2002

[BigWaveBetty]

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[texasbluebell]

Hey lodwick, I'm finally getting it!!!

I was sure I wouldn't though...

[lodwick]

Clintons' critic injured in crash
Auburn (NY) Citizen | 6/20/02 | George Spohr

OWASCO - A retired state trooper and former restaurateur was hurt Wednesday night after his pickup truck hit two large rocks and overturned in a grassy field.

Clinton' wife, Hillary, who was beginning her ultimately successful run for U.S. senator from New York, took some heat from Angyal's eatery. He listed two items on the sandwich board after Democrat and then-first lady Hillary Clinton -- the "Hillary Special, Mostly Baloney," a fried-bologna sandwich, and the other, the $4.95 "Hillary's Chicken Dinner: two small breasts, two left wings and two large thighs."

LOL! (about the menu, not the crash!)


304 posted on 6/20/02 2:45 PM Central by operation clinton cleanup

[lodwick]

The Guild may now add Colorizer to their requirements.
Good job. ;-)

[lodwick]

25 Phrases Of Wisdom

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.


184 posted on 6/20/02 4:16 PM Central by whoever

[BigWaveBetty]

On the phone with HLL! We're walking into the hotel! She's standing next to Anita Baker. In line with about 500 to 600 people, just reported by Anita, I heard her voice!!!!

OMG!!! Anita is admiring her elephant pin!! HLL is having a great conversation with her!!

[BigWaveBetty]

Anita is worried someone will think she's a democrat!!!

[lodwick]

This is great - keep the reports coming till the cell dies.

Thanks so much!

[BigWaveBetty]

Check out above posts to lodwick. I can't believe I'm listening to a conversation between Anita Baker and HLL.

HLL will be sitting at the Chairman of the Mighigan Republican Party's table. She says there are lots of good looking men!!!

The weather is extremely hot and HLL is thankful for the thick padded carpet. She's got on her light blue and black gingham mules, with a very high heel. With her diamond collar and braclet. Diamond and emerald earings.

And Anita says she looks great!

[lodwick]

Why would anyone think THAT?

[lodwick]

I need new glasses! Yikes Baker - not Bryant!
Black - not White! Good grief!

[lodwick]

Please try again, genius.

Anita Baker

[texasbluebell]

HLL - I love your idea about telling BigTime that he makes us all whoozy (my paraphrase). It is so very true....he is adorable....

You'll make him blush if you do...

Even though he is.

[BigWaveBetty]

The Attonery General of Mighigan just shook her hand and said, "You show up in the strangest places." HLL said, "I'm everywhere." *laughing*

She had to hang up to go on a man hunt, she'll call me back later.

See the couple of posts above also! :-)

[texasbluebell]

That photo you posted yesterday of Mrs. C. is the one of the scariest photos I've seen in a long time. And it's got to be among the top 5 worst photos I've ever seen of her...

Can you imagine that face barking orders at you? (Poor Ian, I hope he reconsiders.)

[Endeavor]

Cool!

[Aggie Mama]

You know, when I read the headline I though, "Oh,wow" with a little laugh. Then I reread the title and saw the "critic" part. For a second there, I thought the Clintons had somehow managed to Arkancide themselves. ;)

It's amazing what the eye wants you to see. LOL

[BigWaveBetty]

LOL!! Knowing that blubba has to put up with face barking orders at him gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

HLL just called back. She made the magnatomiters (sp?) go wild. So she's in and finding her way... she'll call back when Cheney is speaking. Should be around 6:30.

[BigWaveBetty]

Hope you'll be around. :)

Certainly! I look forward to seeing it.

[Aggie Mama]

All I think of when I see that picture is the "Psycho" knife-wielding sound. Can anyone put that picture to music?

[BigWaveBetty]

It's been a long day eh? :-)

President Bush is coming to town tomorrow, he'll be about 10 miles away from me. Sigh. He's visiting a Seniors Center trying to encourage fittness. I wish I was a senior citizen.