[NeoCaveman]

I really miss that puppet.

I'm so happy that he's been able to turn his life around. For a few years the fame had really gone to his head.

[mountaineer]

In a surprise move, the Pets.com Sock Puppet announced today that he has been accepted at the Wharton School of Business and will be giving up his role as spokesman for the now defunct pet supply company.

“If I had gotten my MBA in '69 instead of going to 'Nam, we would still be feeding Fido,” the puppet recently told the Wall Street Journal. ...

Alex Brown, Associate Director of Admissions at the Wharton School, praised the Sock Puppet’s decision to attend, saying he would be the most distinguished non-human at Wharton since Donald Trump graduated in 1968.

Full story here.