[pyx]

You might show this thread to the lady you took out to dinner and see what she thinks about it.

Well, M'am, sometime I just might. But M'am, I suspect she might not be able to contain herself from laughter and yet another coating of hot tea or coffee is the last thing this here monitor and keyboard needs.

[Miss Marple]

I suspect the hot coffee wouldn't land on the keyboard.

But then, that is only my opinion.