[southern rock]

Have you ever seen Flair and Hogan in the ring at the same time? I never thought I'd see that much sagging old man flesh on TV, and hope I never will again.

And now with the news that Jesse Vertura will soon be available, who knows? We could have "Geriatric Wrestling Federation" action.

[Polonius]

For a second during Raw, I almost thought the Austin walk-out was an angle and Vince had pulled the wool over my eyes ... pity he's really gone for good, possibly with some prison time to boot if he's brought up on domestic abuse charges.