In the past (in mostly chronological order), I've been a 5&dime stockboy, sexton at the local church, chicken deep-fryer at Gino's, lifeguard, dishwasher, busboy, waiter, bartender, projectionist, DJ, NYU college student (film and experimental theater), drop-out, Line Attendant at General Motors, unemployed, floor waxer & window washer at the mall, college student (computer programming major / accounting minor), keypunch machine operator, bookkeeper, office supervisor, husband, father of 4, database designer, budget office manager, international liason officer, MBA, project leader of server-based international billing / accounts receivable system, divorcee, limo driver, waiter, busboy, bartender, project manager, soon-to-be-renewlywed.
Oh, and a beer drinker, but I can't seem to make any money at it.