Every day and jes’ bout 10
I try to stop what I’m doin’
Go online hit the refresh key
Along with cyber and xsmommy
We all try to get in first
Xsmommy is the worst
We don’t want to cause no fuss
Cos now we ride in the short bus
Two bucks, the short bus!
Two bucks the short bus
Bet five dollars with Slippie here
That Argh will post some more good cheer!
We know that Rika is not fat!
And good ol’ Gabz likes the beer vat
Two bucks, the short bus!
Two bucks the short bus
Here comes Loan Palm with some rhyme
Hobbes is purring the kitty line
Camle’s over by the wet bar
Strange folks smoking on big cigars
Two bucks, the short bus!
Two bucks the short bus
Now f’I forgot and left you out
Don’t mean that you ain’t got clout
Jes that some things jes don’t rhyme
And me? I done run out of time
Two bucks, the short bus!
Two bucks the short bus
Short bus! Short Bus
I want the short bus