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A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said No, you took a ride on a TRAIN! Use big people words."

She then asked Ron what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Ron thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the Sh*T."

Yes... an after that incident, they were learning vocabulary words...

The teacher asked if the class could use the word fascinate in a sentence. Little Gabrielle raised her hand and said,
Last week Mommy took me to the Zoo, to see the Pandas, and it was fascinating....
Well, Said Miss Rika, "that's good, but I wanted Fascinate"
Little xsexmommy chimed in.."during gym last week, i peeked into the boys lockerroom, and found it fascinating..."
Miss Rika let that slide by, and said, I am still looking for Fascinate...

Seeing that Ron was the only hand raised, reluctantly she called on him.

My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons but her T*Ts are so big she can only Fasten eight.