[RikaStrom]

LOL, because his puntcured backside is in a hospital.

[CholeraJoe]

I guess it was more convenient to say that Bubba, Dexter and Cletus sodomized him with a pipe wrench and dragged him a mile than to admit that his girlfriend cut him up outside a honkytonk.

[hobbes1]

Yeah. I guess. The sissy went down from the knife strike to the arm.

By the time she got the Blade back out, he should have been getting stabbed in the chest as his hands locked around her throat.

[hobbes1]

You know, I know there's a lesson here, but I don't get it...LOL