[CholeraJoe]

at least not until she pulls up in a Ferrari, With the deed to a Liquor store....

You forgot the part about mute and nymphomaniac that always enters into my fantasy.

[NeoCaveman]

And she's three feet tall
So she comes up to here
With a flat spot on her head
Where I can rest my beer.

[hobbes1]

I don't like mute....Cuz then she cant Scream. and Nymphomaniac is nice, but not necessary, cause she's taking it weather she wants to or not.

[hobbes1]

I think it was Kirk Douglas, in "The Vikings" that said "I like the ones that fight back..."