Jim
That just about says it all....doesn't it?
Brilliant. So who licked the red off your candy today???
Seriously. Very funny post. I loved the crescendo effect--quite literary, really. ;^)
His Opus Broadcast:
Free Republic could've been a great place to liberate the country if only Jim would keep out the Rinos. FRee Republic could've been a great place to help elect more Republicans if Jim would only keep out the druggies. Free Republic could've been a great place to take back America if Jim would've kept out those who would let America be overrun by immigrants. Free Republic would've been a great place if only Jim would keep out the racists. Free Republic would've been a great place if Jim would quit banning the "Great" ones. Free Republic would've been a great place if only Jim would've allowed complete freedom for us to discuss the NWO and the CIA conspiracy to rule the world. Free Republic would've been a great place if only Jim would keep out the NWO fruit cakes. Free Republic would've been a great place if Jim would only keep out those who bash religion. Free Republic would've been a great place if only Jim would stop the insults and flamewars. I won't refer any more of my friends to FR because Jim allows all kinds of nuts to post here and I'm embarrassed. Free Republic could've been a contender if Jim would only get rid of the moderators. Free Republic could've been great but Jim allows too much racism and gay bashing. I ain't gonna give another nickle to FR unless Jim bans so and so. I ain't gonna support FR anymore as lomg as Jim keeps banning people. Why do you allow these scumbags to post here? Why do you ban all the great ones? This place ain't what it used to be. It was great back in 1998. No flames back then. Why do you keep banning me? Why do you allow those "The South Gonna Rise Again" nuts to post here? Why do you allow people to bash Abraham Lincoln? Why do you ban all the Southrons? Why is FR so P/C? You're all a bunch of NAZIS. You're all a bunch of globalists. You're all a bunch of statists. Right-wing facists! Bushbots! Wackos! Druggies! Nuts! Free Republic is financed by right-wingers like Scaif. Free Republic is a globalist front. Free Republic is a CIA front. Free Republic is a Jewish front. Free Republic is financed by the Republican Party. Free Republic is a Democrat front. Why have ALL the GREAT ones been banned? I'm leaving FR, folks, and I ain't coming back. Don't make me click on that FR link! Why do you keep banning me? WAAAAHHHHH!!! WAAHHHH!!!!
The rest of us will pledge monthly to FR to encourage those like this whacko to do their final/last/ opus!
What? Did you say you were having a Garden Party?
But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well.
You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself.
C ya later Mr. Jim. {;^)