[Just another Joe]

Are you going to start telling us how you woke up in a Soho doorway and that a policeman knew your name???

I once woke up in a ditch in the Philippines wearing a pair of shorts with my military ID still in my pocket.
Does that count?

[B Knotts]

Did you still have both kidneys?

[NYC GOP Chick]

Nope. Not unless you look pretty tall, but your heels are high. Were you born with a plastic spoon in your mouth? Did the north side of your town face east and the east was facing south?