Basicly it boiled down to Bert earning an "A+" because he always had the right answer, or something along those lines.
Yeah, but I'd have to give the old geezer an F- in "people skills."
Flaming the Founder, Owner, Operator, Illustrious Potentate, and Head Bull Goose Looney of the Greater Free Republic Co-Prosperity Sphere is not a bright idea...