[Libertina]

What a colorful colony, FReepia turns out to be! But seatbelt laws for instant projection travel? Surely that can't be right! (And we must be right without fail! :)

[sleavelessinseattle]

These seatbelts will come equipped with portable matter transmitters that pull you through a wormhole to your destination...You had better pay attention to that policy because I've decided to appoint you Station chief to the Terran embassy for New Freepia's embassy. Loads of travel!!!..

Be prepared to repel a hoard of visa seekers trying to get to a free zone where they are treated as free thinking individuals with built-in moral character...don't worry...With Practice, I'm sure Rightwhale can do a Spectre Gunship imitation using small meteors to clear the perimeter of the embassy...I've decided to locate you in Hawaii based on today's Freeper Canteen thread...I'll expect to have a pig roasting in perpetuity outside your ocean side HQ in case of surprise inspections/munchy raids from Mars!LOL. Aloha NF citizen Ambassador!!! Here is your opening day party committee/cabana boy du jour...LOL!!!