[My Identity]

Senator Ted Kennedy is holding hearings this week in the Senate subcommittee on Public Health to search for answers to the obesity epidemic sweeping America. It's all really so sad. Bill Clinton doesn't have a legacy and Monica Lewinsky does.
- Argus Hamilton, May 22

Hillary Clinton took the Senate floor and held up a New York Post with a headline saying Bush Knew. The experiment worked. She proved that as long as her husband is in East Timor she's got the political instincts of an Acapulco cliff diver at low tide.
- Argus Hamilton, May 22

[My Identity]

Hillary Clinton downplayed reports Monday she is favored among Democrats for vice president in 2004. Her character would be a definite plus. For eight years, she was the only woman in Washington who was not romantically linked to the president.
- Argus Hamilton, May 17

[Quix]

She proved that as long as her husband is in East Timor she's got the political instincts of an Acapulco cliff diver at low tide.

I love it. Best of the lot.