We have had people in our area who have had raccoons as pets. I guess they're only good for a year or two before they need to go back to the wild. They're not too trainable and once they learn to open doors, everything in your house is fair game, including all your food even if it's just for a taste.
I'll remember to show you the painting of me nose to nose with a yearling deer when I've finished it.
I like your nick. Do you work for them or feed your animals that?