[boris]

Aren't they just basically big marsupial rats with long tails? I mean, about as wholesome and sanitary as a rat.

--Boris

[Sungirl]

What's your point?

[Lady Jag]

I've had pet rats and found them to be the smartest, friendliest and cleanest of pets. A good rat beats a hamster or guinea pig any day, like the difference between Einstein and Afred E. Neuman.