[CounterCounterCulture]

I'll be hiding in my basement now. Let me know when it's safe to come out.

(Which I hope is soon because I really don't have a basement, but rather a crawlspace...)

[American Preservative]

: ) Well, watch out for the creepy-crawlies, and make sure you have a FReepin' supply of Rice-Krispie Treats to hold you over. : )

The "all clear" signal will be (/T/R/A/N/S/M/I/S/S/I/O/N/ I/N/T/E/R/R/U/P/T/E/D/)

Got that? Good. Don'cha feel better now? : )