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To: Constitution Day
Well I'm driving back to work from lunch and the car makes this nasty squealing noise. Well the air pump had gone out. Called and was told I HAD to have it fixed for emissions regulations. Hehehehe. Called down to Garner and waalaa. Pulley rigged in place of air pump, no smog pump. Saved about $300 for parts and installation. Who cares if it's regulation, it works and was recommended by a speedshop that's done it before with no problems
50 posted on 05/13/2002 5:43:50 PM PDT by billbears
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To: billbears
Well I'm driving back to work from lunch and the car makes this nasty squealing noise. Well the air pump had gone out. Called and was told I HAD to have it fixed for emissions regulations. Hehehehe. Called down to Garner and waalaa. Pulley rigged in place of air pump, no smog pump. Saved about $300 for parts and installation. Who cares if it's regulation, it works and was recommended by a speedshop that's done it before with no problems

Citizen billbears,

Your noncompliance with environmental regulations has been noted.
You are in violation of §EPA-420³ of Al Gore's "Earth in the Balance" criminal code.

You are to report IMMEDIATELY to the nearest environmental re-education camp, where you must surrender your evil gas guzzler.

Upon your release on Earth Day, 2003, you will be issued:
(1) Honda Insight gas-electric hybrid (with "Think Globally - Act Locally" sticker)
(1) pair of Birkenstocks
(1) complete set of Grateful Dead recordings
(1) vegetarian cookbook.

Your compliance in this matter is appreciated!
PEACE!

55 posted on 05/14/2002 5:32:24 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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