[mikrofon]

Sir:

Please be advised that due to your interest in further information re: weed removal, your name has been added to the FR Lawn Care ping list ....

(sorry -- just saw this and had to get in on it! ;^)

[dixie sass]

Mikrofon, we miss you in the Paltalk room. Were have you been? What are you doing now? What is your excuse for deserting the Freepers at Paltak? Seriously, we do miss seeing you over there. Come back and vist, ya heah?