[Northern Yankee]

Of course then there's the bartender who sets the bar on fire, with people consuming large quantities of alcohol around...

A few bottles short of a case in his department.

Can see the lawsuits coming from this one a mile away.

Let me see... we can suit the alcohol companies, because they make a product that burns...

[2Trievers]

... don't forget the match/lighter manufacturer! LOL