Hey, I'm rusty on my D & D biology. I'm bashing you with my axe.
Yeah, check the D&D book of "diseases" or something like that. It's online. It discusses all sorts of stuff even really starnge sexually transmitted dz's. HA!
I'm blocking your axe with my bracers of blinding speed, and throwing a dagger of everlasting fire at your face! All +10 of course. :-)