[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner A " NIGHT IN ELSINORE" (a parody of "Hamlet") Act 1 Scene 1

[grannie9]

Good morning AC.. I had a very lazy day yesterday.. I was too lazy to even sit at the puter..but, I did find this and thought it was kind of funny...

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So if I die while my old ass is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, and my son Gary..who gave me my first computer.. sigh...