[Howlin]

Bump because I don't know whether I'm sad or glad.

[Dog Gone]

I'm waiting for the midget basketball league. And the fat people gymnastic tournaments.

Hell, I'd compete in the Special Olympics if I were just a little more retarded.

[Willie Green]

Short People

(Randy Newman)

Short people got no reason, short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live

They got little hands and little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses and tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here

Short people are just the same as you and I
A fool such as I
All men are brothers until the day they die
It's a wonderful world

Short People got nobody, short people got nobody
Short people got nobody to love

They got little baby legs and they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up just to say hello
They got little cars that go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers and dirty little minds
They're gonna get you ev'ry time

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here