Of course, I can't stay inside my house all of the time. So, for just $599, I’m fully protected and going in style with my anti-psychotronic armor suit.
It may be just a coincidence, but one of the benefits is that people no longer bother me with needless chitchat and, kids stopped hitting balls into my backyard. And, when they do, they won’t come get them. So, I have quite a collection.
Life has been so much better since I got my new suit. I’m impervious to psychotronic control. So, those pesky “human descendants of alien reptiles who want to create a global fascist state” (also known as HDOARWWTCAGFS’s) flee when I arrive. Now, I get the whole grocery store to myself. There’s never a wait at the checkout. In fact there’s never anyone to check me out.
This is me in the garden.